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Hi, my name is Mary Kelly.  I'm 25, and I'm from Milwaukee, Wisconsin,

but I am currently living and working in Sevilla, Spain.  Check out my travel blog, thestraphanger.tumblr.com

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thedailywhat:

Fun Fact of the Day: And by “fun” I mean STOP SOPA.
[@skulled / pleatedjeans.]

thedailywhat:

Fun Fact of the Day: And by “fun” I mean STOP SOPA.

[@skulledpleatedjeans.]

1 week ago
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Hello followers! Consider following my travel blog as well, thestraphanger.tumblr.com

Hello followers! Consider following my travel blog as well, thestraphanger.tumblr.com

2 weeks ago
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mrrbrr:

“A party of women who drop in at each other’s houses every morning to play “Delinquent husband” are likely to give a cool reception to a new neighbor who wants to play “Sunny side up.”“
Wait.. what?!  Am I getting into group sex with married women this year?

The nearest book to me is my spanish course book.  Page 45 starts with “Hola! Soy el marido de Gabriela.  Soy profesor y tengo 48 anos.  Yo, en mi tiempo libre, escucho musica clasica y leo libros.  Hasta Pronto!”

So… I guess I might be getting down with Gabriela and her 48 year old husband in 2012.  I could dig it.

mrrbrr:

“A party of women who drop in at each other’s houses every morning to play “Delinquent husband” are likely to give a cool reception to a new neighbor who wants to play “Sunny side up.”“

Wait.. what?!  Am I getting into group sex with married women this year?

The nearest book to me is my spanish course book.  Page 45 starts with “Hola! Soy el marido de Gabriela.  Soy profesor y tengo 48 anos.  Yo, en mi tiempo libre, escucho musica clasica y leo libros.  Hasta Pronto!”

So… I guess I might be getting down with Gabriela and her 48 year old husband in 2012.  I could dig it.

(Source: loveclaire)

3 weeks ago
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beau-me:

createandcurate:

thedailyfeed:

Paula Deen hid her type 2 diabetes diagnosis from the Food Network for 3 years — and made $30 million for her fattening fare in the interim. 

While keeping the Food Network and her fans in the dark about her diabetes, Deen continued delivering episodes on deep-fried butter balls and other artery-clogging fare as she raked in an estimated $10 million per year via her TV show, cookbooks, endorsements and appearances.
 “I intentionally did it,” Deen admitted to NBC’s Al Roker of hiding the news from fans. “I said, ‘I’m gonna keep this close to my chest for the time being’ because I had to figure out things in my own head.”


We’ve been lied to. You mean, butter balls aren’t as good for you as they are tasty?

some people…

STILL LOVE PAULA DEAN. She was makin’ that money and providing for an audience that WANTS to watch some deep fry everything in sight.  I LOVE HER.

beau-me:

createandcurate:

thedailyfeed:

Paula Deen hid her type 2 diabetes diagnosis from the Food Network for 3 years — and made $30 million for her fattening fare in the interim. 

While keeping the Food Network and her fans in the dark about her diabetes, Deen continued delivering episodes on deep-fried butter balls and other artery-clogging fare as she raked in an estimated $10 million per year via her TV show, cookbooks, endorsements and appearances.

 “I intentionally did it,” Deen admitted to NBC’s Al Roker of hiding the news from fans. “I said, ‘I’m gonna keep this close to my chest for the time being’ because I had to figure out things in my own head.”

We’ve been lied to. You mean, butter balls aren’t as good for you as they are tasty?

some people…

STILL LOVE PAULA DEAN. She was makin’ that money and providing for an audience that WANTS to watch some deep fry everything in sight.  I LOVE HER.

1 week ago
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madillac:

lafave:

Willem Dafoe modeling Prada

This gives me feelings.

madillac:

lafave:

Willem Dafoe modeling Prada

This gives me feelings.

2 weeks ago
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iPod is officially dead. Heading somewhere they sell entertaining words printed on paper and conveniently folded up. ‘Book’ I want to say?

2 weeks ago
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anthonybourdain:

The downtrodden laborers at Cayman Cookout

anthonybourdain:

The downtrodden laborers at Cayman Cookout

2 weeks ago
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