tell me about it, stud
mrrbrr: “A party of women who drop in at each other’s houses every morning to play “Delinquent husband” are likely to give a cool reception to a new neighbor who wants to play “Sunny side up.”“ Wait.. what?!  Am I getting into group sex with married women this year? The nearest book to me is my spanish course book.  Page 45 starts with “Hola! Soy el marido de Gabriela.  Soy profesor y tengo 48 anos.  Yo, en mi tiempo libre, escucho musica clasica y leo libros.  Hasta Pronto!” So… I guess I might be getting down with Gabriela and her 48 year old husband in 2012.  I could dig it.

mrrbrr:

“A party of women who drop in at each other’s houses every morning to play “Delinquent husband” are likely to give a cool reception to a new neighbor who wants to play “Sunny side up.”“

Wait.. what?!  Am I getting into group sex with married women this year?

The nearest book to me is my spanish course book.  Page 45 starts with “Hola! Soy el marido de Gabriela.  Soy profesor y tengo 48 anos.  Yo, en mi tiempo libre, escucho musica clasica y leo libros.  Hasta Pronto!”

So… I guess I might be getting down with Gabriela and her 48 year old husband in 2012.  I could dig it.

(Source: loveclaire)

01/09/12 at 1:12pm
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